Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

- Joseph Campbell

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

- Pablo Picasso

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

- Joseph Campbell

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

- Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Emo Philips

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

- Paul Erlich

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

- David Ferrier

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

- I. F. Stone

If computers get too powerful, we'll organize them into committees. That'll do them in.

- Bill Gold

The computer can do more work faster than a human because it doesn't have to answer the phone.

- Joey Adams

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

- Dave Barry

It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too.

- Eugene Wigner

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed it your problems, and they never come out again.

- Al Goodman